Thursday , 29 February 2024
Starsi by Ripley LaCross

Starsi via Ripley LaCross

An unassuming androgynous sailor of small stature, dressed in a sailor’s best and knee-high shorts, sits in a small rowing boat scribbling down on a work of paper. Subsequent to them, it’s a black bottle, and at the back of that an abstraction of the paper this is being written on.

‘Want I Would possibly,
want I would possibly…
I want…
… For a vibrator that’s a pleasure!
One thing that I’ve by no means carried out,
One thing new, one thing amusing!’

Our Sailor places the poem into the bottle and throws it off the aspect of the boat

‘Ow! Whats up! No littering!’
Merperson Ripley seems from the water, rubbing their head.

The Sailor leaps again, and the boat rocks as Ripley leans up on it.
Sailor ‘Eep! Sorry!!’

Ripley ‘No worries. Learn your letter, via the way in which. Give this a cross!’

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We’re proven a panel of the sailor’s fingers, maintaining an overly happy-looking starfish toy, it’s completely happy browsing as it has a little bit face that is gleefully smiling away within the heart – cute!
Sailor ‘Gasp! What’s this?’

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Begins with an overly huge unfold, appearing off the Starsi via Lovely Little Fuckers, in all of its glory. Floating round it are Merperson Ripley, and Sailor who’s browsing on with a wondering appearance as Ripley explains.
Round this huge, splash web page are one of the vital toys main points.

A singular vibrator recent off the doctors via Lovely Little Fuckers.
Water resistant
100% silicone
Sailor ‘cool!… How do I take advantage of it?’
Ripley ‘Any approach you favor!’

‘Journey it like a dolphin within the waves’
We see a little bit fleshed-out Stick Determine of unassuming gender, dry humping a pillow with the Starsi on best of it. Water and waves splash up throughout.

‘Cup your cod like a seashell bikini.’
The Stick Determine is mendacity down with their sunglasses on, on a towel in entrance of a crab that has query marks floating round them as they watch the Stick Determine rub the Starsi in between their legs.

‘Oar tickle some pickles with the various, tentacle vibes!’
Stick determine is joined via a 2nd Stick Determine, and beneath an umbrella at the seashore they rub the Starsi at the different’s nipples.

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We’re again within the boat. Our Sailor is maintaining up the starfish-appearing toy in entrance of Ripley. Who remains to be floating within the water.
Sailor ‘Hm, sounds too just right to be true, mysterious mer-person. What’s the catch?’

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Ripley closes their eyes and lifts a webbed hand up to give an explanation for.
‘Whale, it’s so other out of your reasonable vibe that you’ll’t in point of fact be expecting the similar waves.’
Sailor, ‘I sea what you imply.’

‘YEE-OUCH The ones tentacles are intense!’ The sailor shouts unexpectedly.

We’re proven a close-up of someone the usage of the toy in between their legs, a whole lot of vibrator traces emanate from the information of the toy. Ripley appears to be like on with a mildly involved mer-look as they describe the motion.
‘That was once my revel in! The information get many of the vibes, and sting the interior of my thighs, like a jellyfish. Some other people might experience that, however I discovered it distracting at perfect, if no longer painful.’

‘Wait… thighs?’ questions the Sailor, who briefly is going again to masturbating.
‘OK, what about grinding? …Yeah the vibes are simply going to the information. I’m getting not anything on the core, in spite of my clit being proper on it! Wow, it’s so loud!’

Disillusioned the Sailor slumps down at the aspect of the boat and fingers the Starsi again to mer-Ripley.
‘Sigh. Sorry, it’s simply no longer doing it for me. It is a beautiful pond skipper, however I want vibes as deep is the seven seas. What a tease!’
‘That’s all proper buddy, we attempted!’ replies Ripley.

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The following panel is an outline of the small rowing boat being picked up via a large wave, adopted via the bota at a standstill.
Ripleys narration continues. ‘Everybody says “it’s no longer the dimensions of the boat that issues, it’s the movement of the sea…“ ‘
The sailor finishes the sentence ‘… However this man doesn’t in point of fact transfer me! Boo.’

The sailor holds up the Stasi as in comparison to a extra summary goopy and comfortable model of itself, the OG Stassi has a label announcing the unique diameter, is 4.9 inches. The summary one has a proposed diameter, 5.5 to six inches. Our Sailor appears to be like on with a wondering appearance.
‘Mockingly, if it was once larger and softer, it will no longer dig into my thighs so dangerous! Possibly then the vibes with be deeper?’

Ripley holds up their Sea-Telephone, you’ll inform it comes from the seat as it seems like a crustacean!
‘The Artwork at the list in truth made it appear two times as giant! Roughly a let-down.’
The sailor is stunned, ‘Wow! It even appears to be like squisher!’

Ripley continues surrounded via floating toys of all other kinds.
‘There are a large number of just right concepts right here, and Starsí is definitely on its solution to being a wholly distinctive fish in a sea of an identical vibrators. However in its present shape, it’s simply no longer what we’re in search of presently.’

The sailor holds up their arm and exasperation as Ripley tosses over a magic wand, a far greater and standard deep vibrator.
Sailor ‘And presently… I’m nonetheless attractive!’
Ripley, ‘again to fundamentals!’

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The comedian ends with a large and lovely one-full-page panel of Ripley diving deep beneath the ocean with the Starsí. Up above we see the rowboat vibrating away because the sailor takes care in their leftover trade.

As Ripley floats right down to the ground to position the Starsi in a spot subsequent to many different intercourse toys, completing their assortment, they narrate.
‘Oh Starsi… It’s possible you’ll no longer drift my boat but, however you’ve already made an actual splash. And any individual available in the market loves you simply the way in which you’re. Your tentacles are ideal for foreplay, and somebody with hand mobility problems would in finding your form so comfy. I’m browsing ahead to what your long term holds, you Lovely Little Fucker!’

As of late’s Oceanic Comedian was once written and drawn via Ripley LaCross who is hyperlinks may also be discovered at
It was once then transcribed via Matthew Nolan on 1/29/24!

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